Waterproof Splash Blanket™️ - Onyx Quilted Fleece

Mess is an unavoidable part of sex or self pleasure, however not all of us like sleeping in a wet patch (am I right!?). So if your sex towel just isn’t cutting it, keep reading.

The quilted fleece is ultra-soft, extra cosy and has slightly less volume than the traditional Splash Blanket™ meaning it folds up flatter, which may be useful for travel or storage. The quilted fleece backing won’t catch on leaves or grass if used outdoors and is user friendly for pets, kids and adults alike. Throw in the washing machine on a cool or warm wash with a fast spin and pop into the dryer to keep fluffy and dry.

Our founder’s philosophy is simple: “The blanket is a psychological sex toy. When women feel more comfortable to let go during sex or self pleasure, they naturally become more orgasmic and sexually expressive!” - Rosie Rees.

Sizes Available:

Extra Small Round: 1m x 1m (40in x 40in). The ultimate round sex towel for regular intimacy moments, travel & stay-cations and daily self pleasure practices. Washes quick, dries quick!

Small: 1.2m x 1.2m (50in x 50in). Not too big, not too small - it’s just right! Perfect for regular use (frequent washing/drying) and fitting into your suitcase on holidays.

Medium: 1.2m x 2m (50in x 80in). The perfect body-size blanket for solo couch moments or full-body massages.

Large: 2m x 2m (80in x 80in). This size is perfect for Double, Queen or King size beds and is the ideal oversized blanket for couch snuggles, extra-gushy sex romps or an innocuous bed throw that transforms into a sex blanket.

All our blankets are carefully handcrafted, and as a result, variations in size can occur.

How Much Liquid Can the Blanket Hold?

Unlike many waterproof mats, which are like picnic rugs where the liquid pools on top, liquid on the Splash Blanket™ soaks in and absorbs into the fleece. It can hold up to one litre of liquid (tried and tested). These plush, fleecey blankets are double-sided and absorb all forms of sex juices, oils, lubes and bodily fluids. 

Wash Instructions

Simply wash on a regular wash (cool or warm) like you would wash your sheets or towels and avoid using bleach or fabric softener. Dry your blanket in the tumble dryer to keep soft and fluffy or hang out on the washing line in the sunshine. To remove stubborn stains, we recommend using a gentle, eco stain remover.

Material

One side of the Splash Blanket™ is made of vegan polyester fleece (with a “quilted” style pattern) and the other side is made of micro-velvet fabric that has been bonded with a waterproof internal layer. The waterproof layer is made of 100% recycled Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU), which makes both sides of the blanket waterproof and absorbent. The TPU is a non-toxic, BPA-free and a 100% food-grade safe material that does not contain any chemicals that interfere with the endocrine or hormone system.

Suggested uses

• Sex & solo self pleasure sessions (calling all squirters and squirtees!)
• Free bleeding blanket for those menstrual cycles when you don't want to wear a tampon, menstrual cup or period undies!
• Pet snuggle blanket (beware of puppy thieves)
• Baby blanket for free-nappy time
• Birth blanket and post-partum recovery 
• An innocuous “throw” for your couch and spontaneous sex sessions
• Incontinence blanket for pets, kids, elderly or bed wetting
• Indoors or outdoors picnic blankets - no need to cry over spilt juice. 

Warranty and Disclaimer

Your blanket, when cared for properly, can last many years! However not all good things last forever, so depending on how often you use it and how you wash your blanket, the waterproof functionality of the blanket can last approximately one year. 

Disclaimer: It is totally normal to hear some sound after washing your Splash Blanket™ as it contains a 100% recycled plastic Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) waterproof layer, which is bonded to the fabric inside of the blanket. This is what keeps your couch, mattress or other surfaces protected from all forms of sex juices, oils, lubes, and bodily fluids. To make the blanket completely silent, we would have to remove the TPU layer, which defeats the purpose of the product entirely.

We are continually innovating our waterproof technology and this includes improving the functionality of our best-selling blankets. Since launching in 2020, we have created a double-layer TPU film to give you even more peace of mind when having sexy time, so you can fully relax and enjoy yourself! For this reason you might notice a plastic sound after washing your blanket. 

If you have sensory issues or are highly sensitive to sounds, you may prefer the Bamboo Splash Blanket™ as it is less audible than the OG Splash Blanket™.

If you have any questions please do not hesitate to contact us via email at hello@yonipleasurepalace.com or using our Contact Us page. 

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Squirt Blankets™ have gone totally viral! They have been featured on the Hook Up on Triple J as well as other articles in VICE and Refinery 29. You can also read our blog article about the blankets here. 

Our founder’s philosophy is simple: “The blanket is a psychological sex toy. When women feel more comfortable to let go during sex or self pleasure, they naturally become more orgasmic and sexually expressive!” - Rosie Rees.