Waterproof Squirt Blanket™ - Charcoal Bamboo Summer Blanket

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The Bamboo Squirt Blanket is a lightweight and breathable waterproof blanket designed to protect your bedding or chosen love-making surface from bodily fluids, lubricants, oils and other liquid often encountered during intimacy. Ultra-soft, smooth and super durable with plenty of insulation, the summer blanket is the perfect companion for spontaneous sexy time, free-bleeding, squirting, bed wetting, or beach picnic blankets for the kids or pets (yep, they love them too!). 

Stain-proof and double-sided leak-proof, these blankets are a lifesaver in the intimacy department, giving you peace of mind that you won't sleep in a wet patch or ruin the bed or couch! 

Sizes Available:

Travel Size: 50cm x 75cm (19 x 29 inches). Best kept in your bedside drawer or under your toosh for capturing and wiping down bodily fluids after a sexy romp. You may also like to use it in the pram, baby carrier, car seat or anywhere to capture spills, spews, breast milk or unexpected leakages.

Small: 1.2m x 1.2m (50in x 50in). Not too big, not too small - it’s just right! Perfect for regular use (frequent washing/drying) and fitting into your suitcase on holidays.

Medium: 1.2m x 2m (50in x 80in). The perfect body-size blanket for solo couch moments or full-body massages.

Large: 2m x 2m (80in x 80in). This size is perfect for Double, Queen or King size beds and is the ideal oversized blanket for couch snuggles, extra-gushy sex romps or an innocuous bed throw that transforms into a sex blanket.

    All our blankets are carefully handcrafted, and as a result, variations in size can occur.


      The Bamboo Squirt Blanket™ is made of 40% bamboo and 60% polyester and has been internally bonded with a waterproof layer. The waterproof layer is made of 100% recycled Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU), which makes both sides of the blanket waterproof and absorbent. The TPU is a non-toxic, BPA-free and a 100% food-grade safe material that does not contain any chemicals that interfere with the endocrine or hormone system.

      “The blanket is a psychological sex toy. When women feel more comfortable to let go during sex or self pleasure, they naturally become more orgasmic and sexually expressive!” - Rosie Rees.

      Shipping Information

      We currently only ship within Europe from this website, from our warehouse located in the Netherlands.

      Orders are typically shipped within 1-3 days of receiving the order*.

      All orders are shipped with DHL Parcel Connect. 

      *It may take slightly longer during busy seasons and sales.

      Note: This is not a guarantee and could be affected by courier volumes, covid delays, individual country delays and other outside factors we cannot control. To check our shipping policy, click here