Waterproof Squirt Blanket™ - Black Bamboo Summer Blanket

€45,99
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The Bamboo Squirt Blanket is a lightweight and breathable waterproof blanket designed to protect your bedding or chosen love-making surface from bodily fluids, lubricants, oils and other liquid often encountered during intimacy. Ultra-soft, smooth and super durable with plenty of insulation, the summer blanket is the perfect companion for spontaneous sexy time, free-bleeding, squirting, bed wetting, or beach picnic blankets for the kids or pets (yep, they love them too!). 

Stain-proof and double-sided leak-proof, these blankets are a lifesaver in the intimacy department, giving you peace of mind that you won't sleep in a wet patch or ruin the bed or couch! 

Sizes Available:

Travel Size: 50cm x 75cm (19 x 29 inches). Best kept in your bedside drawer or under your toosh for capturing and wiping down bodily fluids after a sexy romp. You may also like to use it in the pram, baby carrier, car seat or anywhere to capture spills, spews, breast milk or unexpected leakages.

Small: 1.2m x 1.2m (50in x 50in). Not too big, not too small - it’s just right! Perfect for regular use (frequent washing/drying) and fitting into your suitcase on holidays.

Medium: 1.2m x 2m (50in x 80in). The perfect body-size blanket for solo couch moments or full-body massages.

Large: 2m x 2m (80in x 80in). This size is perfect for Double, Queen or King size beds and is the ideal oversized blanket for couch snuggles, extra-gushy sex romps or an innocuous bed throw that transforms into a sex blanket.

    All our blankets are carefully handcrafted, and as a result, variations in size can occur.

      Material:

      The Bamboo Squirt Blanket™ is made of 40% bamboo and 60% polyester and has been internally bonded with a waterproof layer. The waterproof layer is made of 100% recycled Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU), which makes both sides of the blanket waterproof and absorbent. The TPU is a non-toxic, BPA-free and a 100% food-grade safe material that does not contain any chemicals that interfere with the endocrine or hormone system.

      Shipping Information

      We currently only ship within Europe from this website, from our warehouse located in the Netherlands.

      Orders are typically shipped within 1-3 days of receiving the order*.

      All orders are shipped with DHL Parcel Connect. 

      *It may take slightly longer during busy seasons and sales.

      Note: This is not a guarantee and could be affected by courier volumes, covid delays, individual country delays and other outside factors we cannot control. To check our shipping policy, click here